This is by far the strangest girlfriend-related week I've had in a long time.
Monday - get voicemail on cell phone from ex-gf of 2 years ago. Says she heard about layoffs, hoped I wasn't affected (I wasn't), is still in danger of losing her job (maybe because she's a self-centered know-it-all-but-really-doesn't bitch?) and oh, not to hurt my feelings, but she's getting married...this year. Whatever. I couldn't stop laughing, and almost drove off the road while listening to the message, I was laughing so hard.
Tuesday - apparently the ex-gf from Dec-May was on the news. Some man-on-the-street interview about this woman doing facial feature personality correlation or something. Ex-gf cheerfully tells reporter she thought it was "cool" and that her "chin" (or something) showed she was "driven". Hahahahaha. Which facial feature would explain to her that she's an idiot?
Wednesday - current gf tells me she's moving in. Long story, but she's basically been screwed out of her current home and couldn't find anything reasonable where she and the two big puppies could live :(. Give a girl a ring and she takes the whole house. Heh. At least it's good impetus to clean the place.
What will today bring, I wonder?
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