...or whatever Tiff called it. Stolen from Tepper by way of the Ankle Biter.
Your name spelled backwards.divaD
Where were your parents born?Dad was born nearly Raleigh, Mississippi. Mom was born in Panama (but she's as white as can be).
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Which computer? The home one - Windows XP SP2 update. Here at work, some PDF file from the mortgage company.
What's your favorite restaurant? Chevy's Fresh Mex. No contest. Seattle has shit for good restaurants unless you want a steak or fish.
Last time you swam in a pool? Oh man, this has been forever... probably sometime back in college. Swam in a lake 2 yrs ago though.
Have you ever been in a school play? I honestly can't remember. I can say I don't have any memories of being required to play the Christmas Lobster, or a 9-year-old ghost-of-Marley.
How many kids do you want? For what? I'd like a couple of 'em to mow my lawn and do some yardwork. If you mean "of your own", then it's probably either two or none. Still not totally sold on the idea of being called "daddy" by anyone other than the gf.
Type of music you dislike most? Country, gospel and Green Day.
Are you registered to vote? Yup. Pretty sad though that in presidential elections, we end up having to vote against a candidate, rather than for a candidate.
Do you have cable? Yup.
Have you ever ridden on a moped? Is this some veiled question about fat chicks?
Ever prank call anybody? I was a teenage boy. Duh.
Ever get a parking ticket? Yeah, only one... earlier this year (d'oh) :(
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?Probably not.
Farthest place you ever traveled. Farthest from what? From Seattle, it'd be Germany, this past May.
Do you have a garden? Sort of. It's not really mine and I don't pay any attention to it.
What's your favorite comic strip? Of all time, it'd be Calvin & Hobbes. Of strips currently being produced, it's One Big Happy.
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? You bet.
Bath or Shower, morning or night? Morning shower. Not much into the bath thing unless it's in a jacuzzi. And you know what night showers are for.
Best movie you've seen in the past month? Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle. I laughed my ass off.
Favorite pizza topping? Cheese.
Chips or popcorn? Chips.
What color lipstick do you usually wear? Well, when I'm feeling really sexy, I go straight for the candy apple red. Otherwise, I don't feel gender-confused enough to need lipstick.
Have you ever smoked peanut shells? Who thinks this stuff up?
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? Nope.
Orange Juice or apple? Orange juice all the way! Don't drink it at all any more, even though I love it, because I'm diabetic.
Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? Tracy, at Taco Bell last night. Am I high-class or what?
Favorite type chocolate bar? Hmm... probably just a plain Hershey bar.
When was the last time you voted at the polls? Can't remember. Bet I vote this time, huh?
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Hmm... sometime back in 1986 probably. Dad & then-stepmother were into that.
Have you ever won a trophy? In the loosest definition, yeah. Baseball, letter jacket, band competitions...
Are you a good cook? How do you define "good"? I like what I make and I've never killed anybody (well, not with my cooking, at least).
Do you know how to pump your own gas? I grew up in Texas. I also know how to siphon gas, can probably convert an engine to run on ethanol, etc. Sometimes it's fun to drive to Oregon just to be lazy and make someone else pump my gas.
Ever order an article from an infomercial? No. Couldn't think of a use for all those Super Chamois.
Sprite or 7-up? 7-Up is God's gift to belching.
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? Not really, no.
Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? Bottle of water.
Ever throw up in public? Yeah, but not from drinking. I've never barfed from alcohol. Last time I can remember throwing up in public, I was probably 2-3 years old, and made a technicolor yawn at Whataburger.
Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? Millionaire. Not gonna explain this one.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Hmm... not really. I think it takes some time getting to know someone's personality before you can really fall in love with 'em.
Ever call a 1-900 number? Of course not - read the rest of this blog. I have no problem getting women, I just have a problem with keeping them.
Can exes be friends? Yes, but it's very rare. Tracy and I are still friends, but I think it's because we've been friends for a long time and were really just friends for the last several years we were together. She's like my little sister now.
Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? Tracy, after she was hit by a car some 7-1/2 years ago. Poor girl :(
Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? Not a huge amount, but it was very light blond, so it looked like I didn't have any.
What message is on your answering machine? I don't have an answering machine; if you call me at home, you usually have a pretty good idea of whether or not I'm actually there.
What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character? The Ladies' Man. Tim Meadows is the man.
What was the name of your first pet? Nikki. I loved that dog. She was a Norwegian Elkhound, and like a second mom. She was the smartest dog I've ever met, and I still miss her :(
What is in your purse? Purses are unmanly, especially those ridiculous butt-purses. Get a wallet already... and if you need to carry more, backpacks are acceptable.
Favorite thing to do before bedtime? Sex. What did you expect me to answer?
What is one thing you are grateful for today? My independence and ability to make it through pretty much anything. Bring it on, universe!
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